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Cemetery View - October 2007

Submitted by Ghostly Gadgie on Saturday, 13 June 2009

Sorry for the delay, but things been a bit busy round here lately, with the junior late night drinking club particularly popular of recent weeks...

Anyway, it's all happening over the fence, not to mention on the fence, with a couple of mad optimists fitting banners the other day. They look very burnable to me, and I think the local arson group will be testing them out soon enough. Defty just shakes his head.

Over the other side, well, the little scotsman is a character isn't he? Lot of noise he can make when he is not happy, which seems to be most of the time with his new charges. Sounds like he knows what he's talking about mind, but is anyone listening? And can they understand a word he says even if they are? Got to be an improvement though, with his pedigree. And they do look like a proper partnership, him and the other bloke. But is the other bloke the manager, or the little scotsman's minder or what? You wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley, looks like he could handle himself...

Plenty of other new faces, and a few long ones amongst the current playing staff, so change is obviously in the air. That's the way it is in football, prove your worth or move on. It's in your own hands son, as my old manager used to say to me; just before he chased me that was. And an obvious improvement on the pitch, the boy who sounds like a toilet cleaner and has a very bad head, he can play a bit; although I'm pleased I can't get to away games, sounds like a shocker in Seaham the other week, and won't our local friends be pleased about that. But don't get mad, get even, is my motto, so let's hope we play them again sometime soon, eh?

And what is the story with this corned beef pie? Looks like enough to feed half of Africa when the fat lad carries it in, but it's all gone by kick off and the punters get palmed off with a hot dog; too many officials digging in is my guess, and that photographer looks like a right good gruffer...

Bigger crowds lately, which is nice, and none of my business I know, but how many people does that daft Ozo let in for free when he's on the gate? Defty would charge the players if he thought he could, while Ozo thinks everybody is a potential sponsor. The talk around here is that the club is just a front, but a front for what? Thats what we want to know, and I'll keep peering over the fence...